Signification Overhaul

After an honorable amount of consideration, I've altered my previous rating system to be more coherent and accessible. We now follow a scale of 0-5 BLOBS. Here is what they signify:

5 - Unbridled Masterpiece

4 - Superlative

3 - Above Average

2 - Below Average

1 - Terrible

0 - Unmitigated Disaster

What does it mean to measure in BLOBS? A BLOB is malleable yet taut, singular yet infinite. You cannot pin down a BLOB, but it can pin down you. We measures movies in BLOBS because they do not fit in boxes. A BLOB is gelatinous; its center of gravity shifts. Hail the BLOB, and disrespect the BLOB, accordingly.