Saturday, June 25, 2022

Top Ten 2021


In 2021, film limped back. Pandemic-blighted productions relearned how to bring a movie into the world. Movie theaters opened their doors one by one, except those that had been permanently shuttered. High profile releases oscillated between streaming service and big screen. The theatrical experience struggled for relevancy; the very definition of cinema shifted beneath our feet. Folks who hadn't been to the theater in a year deliberated about when it was safe enough to experience the medium in its finest form.

Yet the art perseveres, as it always does, as it ever will.


Thursday, June 23, 2022

THE PRODIGAL SON: Only in Appearance

This review was requested by Arthur Robinson. Many thanks to Arthur for supporting Post-Credit Coda through our Patreon. Check out other reviews in this Martial Arts Retrospective.


Director: Sammo Hung
Writers: Sammo Hung, Barry Wong, Jing Wong
Cast: Biao Yuen, Ching-Ying Lam, Frankie Chan, Sammo Hung
Runtime: 100 mins.
1981

[Note: I watched this movie with subtitles. I peeked in at the dubbed version afterwards. I'd go so far as to say that it's so bad, it makes some of the more subtle scenes of the movie actively offensive. Sometimes it's fun to enjoy trash kung fu movie dubs, but this should be experienced in its original form if you can help it.]

Not one minute in, I had to pause the film to watch a sequence again. A camera descends into a freeze frame of a bustling restaurant. The still image then bursts into hubbub. My rewatch confirmed that the still image was actually live action: a dozen actors pack the frame, oh so still, gestures pregnant with motion. An ensemble moment of flawless craftsmanship.

Protagonist Leung Chang (Biao Yuen) is revealed with a fancy umbrella whisked away from his smirking face. He is the local kung fu street brawling legend, boasting over 300 victories. The restaurant burbles around him, including a table of stooges who mean to challenge Chang to a faceoff. They bicker amongst themselves as if deliberating which film trope to use. "Overturn a table," their leader says. "Not this table!" he is compelled to add after a henchman eagerly topples their drinks.

Already the world of the film is so rich. Director (and writer, and costar) Sammo Hung makes sure that each denizen of this restaurant is preoccupied. Whether it's how a customer eats noodles, or how they react to a brawl, every movement is distinct. Another standout blocking moment bifurcates a conversation held at another restaurant-- disembodied chopstick-holding hands pluck lobsters from the center of the frame one by one.

Hung is especially diligent at bringing small details back around. Remember the troublemaking fellows who seemed aware of their own embodied tropes? As it turns out, Chang is an unwitting fraud! His rich father has been paying off the entire village to lose. The self-aware playacting of the goons is thus doubly justified! It's like The Truman Show, but for kung fu.

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Signification Overhaul


After an honorable amount of consideration, I've altered my previous rating system to be more coherent and accessible. We now follow a scale of 0-5 BLOBS. Here is what they signify:

5 - Unbridled Masterpiece
4 - Superlative
3 - Above Average
2 - Below Average
1 - Terrible
0 - Unmitigated Disaster

What does it mean to measure in BLOBS? A BLOB is malleable yet taut, singular yet infinite. You cannot pin down a BLOB, but it can pin down you. We measures movies in BLOBS because they do not fit in boxes. A BLOB is gelatinous; its center of gravity shifts. Hail the BLOB, and disrespect the BLOB, accordingly.

Saturday, June 4, 2022

GOOD WILL HUNTING: Bad Won't Fishing

This review written with compliments to VideoBlobby's Twitch chat.


Director: Gus Van Sant
Writers: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck
Cast: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Robin Williams, Stellan SkarsgÄrd, Casey Affleck, Minnie Driver
Runtime: 126 mins.
1997

The final image of Good Will Hunting is a credit lingering over an endless highway: "In memory of Allen Ginsberg and William S. Burroughs." These defining voices of the Beat Generation died the year the film came out. The Beat Poets are stereotypically a young man's fixation, and this is a young man's movie. The Beats' writing is suffused with a palpable yearning, a lust for experience, a counterculture defiance, a tremendous and casual misogyny. Damon and Affleck continue in this tradition by smearing their hearts all over the page, messy in youthful ambition.

They tell the story of a young Bostonian janitor with a preternatural gift for mathematics, which gets discovered when he compulsively solves an unsolvable proof sitting unfinished on an MIT Math Department whiteboard. From there, Good Will (Matt Damon) is caught in a system that clashes with his every impulse as he is made ready to be an Important Math Man.